Unsociable social people

I was invited to a house party with the house as packed as India. One of my friend’s shot me with a red plastic glass filled with coke and doubtingly unused paper napkin. The Dj was playing Black eyed peas for which I felt cold and couldn’t move, rescued by bumping into a hot blonde dressed in blue by singing me blues, Rock me baby- BB King through her blue eyes. I did Rock that baby, I Rocked her All night long – ah! What a virtual fantasy.

These virtual fantasies are almost becoming night mares to a few at the expense of some awkwardly unsociable, desperately dinner inviting dudes (righting it from a woman’s perspective ). Don’t bother about the word righting as it’s used deliberately. It’s the same house party background, I stepped in with a friend of mine NotsingleSally. Being Walked away by another friend Jhonnie to get a shot of tequila, Sally was left alone with single malt whiskey in her hand.Spotting her alone, an Absolut ass walked to sally and gave an awkward smile flauting his tar adorned teeth.

The next morning we woke up with hangover and sally hangs her neck in awe after seeing the message from the Absolut ass asking her out. Johnnie stops walking and asks Notsinglesally if she had said anything encouraging to this absolute ass over singlemalt. I vouched for her saying that ass did not even say a casual hi and we wondered how he could ask her out so awkwardly.

People, I am hinting on our awkward pals who break up on facebook, date on skype and ask people out for dinners over some networking sites. These people build up a huge virtual world around them ignoring the real social world. I pity on them that they don’t know that asking someone out over a social networking site is not so social .

Come on hermits, wake up, you cant have babies through Cyber Sex and stop hitting on others through text. Get a life, get a mic, say it out, Don’t be Absolut asses, vodka makes you impotent.